Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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