Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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