I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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