don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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