Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
one might say we're banned from that church
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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