Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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