Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
