im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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