brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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