2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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