She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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