How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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