She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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