If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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