i wish peter jackson would direct porn
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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