Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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