Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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