Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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