i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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