think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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