i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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