the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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