I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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