you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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