I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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