im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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