just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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