thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
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I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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