I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I see more hoeing in ur future
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