But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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