I bet he comes in French.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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