On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
