I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
