How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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