i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
His nipple licking is glorious
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