I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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