butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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