did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Come share oat with me in your robe
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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