I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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