I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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