Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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