Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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