Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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