How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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