you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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