Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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