I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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