she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she was so not down for the gang bang
My hand turned me down
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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