none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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