How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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