I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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