: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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