4 words: hood of his car
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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