In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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